Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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