I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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