Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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