i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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