do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
