He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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