Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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