Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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