butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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