Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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