i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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