i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
