I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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