I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Pants are for mortals
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
