So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
We need to get me chipped asap
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
