i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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