Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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