haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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