Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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