i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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