I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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