can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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