Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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