I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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