you turned your livingroom into a bong?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
this hospital has no fireball
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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