...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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