i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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