Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
