Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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