I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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