I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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