I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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