She's JV to your varsity
I think I am morally bankrupt
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
