he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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