i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Randomize
