Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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