If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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