my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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