I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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