STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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