Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
The air taste purple.
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