Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I would fuck him just for his dog
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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