Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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