I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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