But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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