Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Even my vagina gasped.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
