so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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