if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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