I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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