Please, let me fuck your mom
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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